No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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