do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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