When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I love you. Go after that dick
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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