Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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