i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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