I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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