no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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