sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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