i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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