I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
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[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
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Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
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