My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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