id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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