Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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