Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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