Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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