People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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