Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
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He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
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Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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