This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
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We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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