just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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