Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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