North Korea, Best Korea!
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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