32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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