he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
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I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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