Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
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Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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