Christians are straight up FREAKS
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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