found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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