i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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