How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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