watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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