I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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