my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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