ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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