I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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