pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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