How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
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I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I wish there were birth control emojis
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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