happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
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I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
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He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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