Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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