She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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