I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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