i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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