I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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