You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
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We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
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Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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