If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
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There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
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Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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