Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
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I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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