You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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