She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
He has the fingertips of a God
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