You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
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