so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I have feelings that need drinking.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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