we made out on top of his cat.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
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i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
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Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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