I'm going to jail i love you
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
do herpes really smell.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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