so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
it was like eating out sand paper
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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