I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
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arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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