We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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