don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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