Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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