I'm really into asian looking animals
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
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took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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