I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
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I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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