Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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